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Posted on 21st Jul at 4:57 AM, with 259,127 notes
awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny
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awkwardlysasstastic:

my school’s jokes are actually getting funny

Posted on 21st Jul at 4:57 AM, with 360,877 notes

antiteen:

The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it

Posted on 21st Jul at 3:24 AM, with 38,038 notes
"As a child I never heard one woman say to me, “I love my body.” Not my mother, my elder sister, my best friend. No one woman has ever said, “I am so proud of my body.” So I make sure to say it to Mia, because a positive physical outlook has to start at an early age."
Kate Winslet  (via cityyandcolour)
Posted on 17th Jul at 12:41 AM, with 276,085 notes

olicity-endgame:

0hhgodpleaseshutup:

I FOUND IT. I FOUND MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET.

Holy mother of god.

Posted on 17th Jul at 12:39 AM, with 309,882 notes
pictorben:

I want a cigarette case so i can put candy cigarettes in it

pictorben:

I want a cigarette case so i can put candy cigarettes in it

Posted on 17th Jul at 12:37 AM, with 441,892 notes

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

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